Friday 8 January 2010

ini bukan kangen band !!


Hmm..baju gue udah rapi belum ya ?Hmm..batik gue bagus gak ya ?
*sambil berkaca di layar monitor*
UPSS !! Ada bloggers yang lagi jalan-jalan. Gue sapa dulu dehh !
HALOOO BLOGGERS !! http://www.emocutez.com *semangat hari Jumat*
Well, ini adalah postingan pertama gue di tahun 2010. Yippyhttp://www.emocutez.com
Langsung sajja! Mulai minggu kemarin kost gue uda pindah. Dari yang dulunya gue nge-kost di pohon blimbing, sekarang gue nge-kost di sawojajar. Tepatnya di kost gue dulu waktu gue masih di SMK.

Shit!! Kost di "gubuk biru" ngebuat gue jadi kangen masa-masa gue sekolah dan masa-masa gue nge-kost di situ bareng ama sahabat-sahabat  gue yang uda gue anggep seperti peliharaan sodara gue sendiri.
Rasa kangen yang gak tertahankan membuat gue menulis sebuah pesan di handpong gue:
"situasi saat ini:digubuk biru,kedinginan,lg ngupil,pgn boker,hidung mencret dan I MISSED TO TALK TO U, MY BEST FRIEND <33",
and then, gue send to: "semua mantan penghuni gubuk biru"

Beberapa menit kemudian:
si mantan 1(M1) : wkwkwk. i miss u too jeng. sama d sini jg dingin. pgn mam, tp males. pgn kencing terus. btw, hobi lo skg ngupil ya ?
Gue : hahah.beser ya? iya, mau gmn lg. ntn tv, acarana korea2 gt.mw maen game, gk ada laptop.jadi ya ngupil ajja.
M1 : iya nih gue beser. kmrn malah ada kejadian memalukan.
Gue : knp ?lo ngompol lg ?wkwkwk. dasar tukang ngompol !!
M1 : jd gini ceritana.Gue kmrn ikut acara "petik laut". nah, di acara ntu gue naik perahu.Pas di suatu tempat, namanya "sembulungan", perahu gue berhenti di tengah laut.Tiba2 gue pingin kencing. Anjritt !!Tuh perahu berhenti lama banget.Sumpah, gue gak tahan. Untung sodara gue ada yang bawa pampers anaknya.Tanpa banyak ngomong, gue ambil tuh pampers, gue dudukin, gue ambil kain buat nutupin dan GUE KENCING di situ pake pampers.
Gue : ......

NAJONKK bener deh temen gue!! KENCING pake PAMPERS BAYI !! Bener-bener NAJONK !!
http://www.emocutez.com*ada botol nyasar* http://www.emocutez.com
BUT..Sumpah, gue kangen banget ama dia. Gue kangen gilaa bareng ma dia.
Beberapa menit kemudian, semua mantan penghuni gubuk biru nge-reply sms gue. Gue bercanda bareng ama mereka, walaupun cuman lewat sms.
SUMPAH !! Gue kangen banget ama mereka. Kangen makan bareng, kangen nonton tivi bareng, kangen nonton blue film bareng, kangen gilaa bareng, kangen ngobrol bareng, kangen nonton "Bad Boys" bareng, kangen bersihin kost bareng, dan kangen belajar bareng *hah ?belajar ?*.

OK! Gue ngaku sekarang, gue ngaku kalo gue emang...CANTIK *idihh pede*.
Yahh, sekali lagi gue ngaku, gue emang....PINTER *jiahh..sombong!*
DAN, untuk yang terakhir..GUE NGAKU, GUE KANGEN penghuni gubuk biru periode 2008-2009.
And the last, "I NEED HEROIN, AND MY HEROIN IS YOU, GUYS !!"
http://www.emocutez.com

56 comments:

indahprihandini said... at 8 January 2010 at 13:31

ahhhaha dasar temen kamu pipis di pampers bayi. kocak. nampung ga tuh yaa untuk pipis dewasa hahha ada ada saja. tapi kreatif! haha

ngerti banged aku gimana perasaan kamu kangen sama teman2 lama yang udah gila2an bareng dulunya. aku juga pernah kaya gitu. :D

Yolanda said... at 8 January 2010 at 13:37

hahah
tau tuhh kak, semoga ajja nampung.
kaloo ggag, hmm..biasa dibayangin aroma disekelilingnya
:D

yas-tyash said... at 8 January 2010 at 13:43

hwahahaa.....
Kyaknya aku taw dehh siapa yang ngompol...
Kalo diliat dari isi sms kayaknyaaa sih si *Tiiiittt (sensored)

Yolanda said... at 8 January 2010 at 14:01

@tyas: hmm..
ya gitu dehh :)
hahahah..kmrn pas gue di sms juga, ngakak gue
hahahah

firdausi said... at 8 January 2010 at 14:23

sapa tu yol yg ngompol di pempers???
abhe,hayu,vris,ayu??

Yolanda said... at 8 January 2010 at 14:42

hahah
simpulkan sendiri mb uci sayang
simpulkan lewat kata-kata sms dy
hahahah
:D
thanks ya mb uci uda mau dateng di blog kuuuu
aku kangennnn mb uci jugaaaa
:D

ye2n said... at 8 January 2010 at 15:59

Hahahahahahaha...

sis... jujur ane ndak tau tuh yg ngompol sapa.... kasi tau dungg.... =))

Yolanda said... at 8 January 2010 at 16:03

hahah
mb yeye masa ggag tau sihh ??
hmm..
sini gue bisikin
ssSSsttt !!

kesehaRian RaKun said... at 8 January 2010 at 16:21

jiagagagagag :D
semoga bisa menemukan obat bagi rindunya :D

Yolanda said... at 8 January 2010 at 16:29

hahah
yeah, semoga sajja begitu kawand
:D

Irni said... at 8 January 2010 at 18:17

yolanda.. makasih sudah mampir di blog ku, tukeran link yuk...

yas-tyash said... at 10 January 2010 at 06:15

jeng yoland... visit my blog yaaa...
There's new posting...
Thanks...:) :)

Rantrave15 said... at 10 January 2010 at 10:12

waaaa. . .
jadi kmu sekrang di swjjr?
pas aq nulis comment ni, aQ juga di koz Q yang lama. . .
tapi ada yang kurang, anagnya udah ganti semua. . . :(

Yolanda said... at 10 January 2010 at 11:10

wahh..
thx ya uda dijenguk :D
oke dahh
gue masukin linknya ;)

ina said... at 11 January 2010 at 10:07

hihihi.. kirain Yolanda nya Kangen Band... hihihihi...
kunjungan balasan.... makasih :)

idhanz said... at 11 January 2010 at 10:22

wkwk masa pake pampers,,,

ketemuan aja atuh klo kangen hahay,,

Yolanda said... at 11 January 2010 at 10:25

hahah
=))
ur welcome
trima kasih kembali suda dijenguk
:D

Yolanda said... at 11 January 2010 at 10:55

@ical : iyaaa cal
aku di swjjr, lebih nyaman nang sini cal
wahh ?iya ta ?
hmm..klu begitu, kunjungilah aku jika kao ke swjjr lagii
:D
ho.oh, samaaa
kost ku juga ganti semua penghuninya.
kangennnnnnnnnnnnnnn masa-masa sekolah + ngekost callll
:O

Yolanda said... at 11 January 2010 at 10:57

iyaa..emg NAJONK kok temen ku itu
hahah
maklum, jaman nya dia kecil ggag ada pampers
:D
sulittt cari waktu buat ketemuuu
:O
huahuahua

fanz said... at 12 January 2010 at 13:08

heheheheh
postingan yang narsis sekali :lol:

Yolanda said... at 12 January 2010 at 13:24

hahah
masa sihh ?
tp ini FAKTA sobat
:D
hahah

DidiE said... at 12 January 2010 at 14:07

wakakakaka...lucu....
salam kenal yaa

Yolanda said... at 12 January 2010 at 14:21

ayee
ty ty uda dijenguk
mwah mwah :D

willyo Alsyah said... at 12 January 2010 at 14:21

datang berkunjung....sedap to...mantap to...

Yolanda said... at 12 January 2010 at 15:16

ty ty
kunjungan anda sangat brarti buat saya
uohh ! uohh !
:D
rajin-rajinlah mampirr
:D

eka m said... at 12 January 2010 at 15:18

HUwehehehehe yolaann.. ini blog km..?

lah kug sama template... comment d blog Q jg yaa.. http://semuaadaaja.wordpress.com

Cloud said... at 12 January 2010 at 22:44

buset kepikiran dia kencing pake pampers.. hahaha.. gokil abiss..

pelintas batas said... at 13 January 2010 at 06:49

kuk aya aya we,eta barudak kencing di pempers bayi????

alief said... at 13 January 2010 at 06:53

weh....,parah banget,masa beser diwadahin pempersnya bayi???

Yolanda said... at 13 January 2010 at 07:44

hahah
iyaa, bnran. dy kencing pake pampers bayi
:D

ty uda berkunjung
salam kenal :D

Yolanda said... at 13 January 2010 at 07:46

hmm,
iyaaa, beneran dia kencing di pampers bayiii
uohhhh !!
hahah

ty uda berkunjung
:D

Yolanda said... at 13 January 2010 at 07:47

:D
hahahahah

thx uda berkunjung
:D
salam kenal :)

Rival Aditya said... at 13 January 2010 at 14:12

wkwkwkwk.. lucu bgt masak udah besar Pis aj masih pake pampers..

Yolanda said... at 13 January 2010 at 14:23

hahah
maklum, jaman nya dia kecil gak ada pampers katanya
:D
hahah

thx ya uda dijenguk
salam kenal :)

sendox said... at 14 January 2010 at 04:29

hahahahaha :D lucu.... salam kenal yah :)

Yolanda said... at 14 January 2010 at 08:13

:D
heheh
okey
salam kenal :)
thx ya uda dijenguk ;)

dv said... at 14 January 2010 at 14:00

hahahk..knp ga sekalian pake pampers nya ibu melahirkan, lebih gede kan tuu... :D

salam kenal jg yaa..makasi uda mampir di blog saia :)

Yolanda said... at 14 January 2010 at 16:15

stoknya yg ada cuman pampers bayi
hahah
:D
ur welcome :)

dreamersboy said... at 15 January 2010 at 02:26

Kehadiran perdana dalam kunjungan ke para sahabat baru.
Boleh juga ceritanya ha......x9

Yolanda said... at 15 January 2010 at 10:10

haihai
thanks ya uda dijenguk
:D
ty ty
sering2 lah mampirr ;)
heheh

sauskecap said... at 15 January 2010 at 23:02

habis dari blimbing ke sawo... semoga di tempat yg baru dapet temen-temen yang baru juga..

arie said... at 16 January 2010 at 02:20

eh ,waktu pertama kali gue kenal elo .gue liat komentar lo banyak banget ,dan setelah diselidiki ,ternyata ikut campur tangan lo juga.wkwkwkwkwkwkwkwk,kalo gitu mah ,gue juga bisa ratusan ,gue balas aja sekali komentar ,gue balas 25 kali.wkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwk

eCHo said... at 16 January 2010 at 22:30

salam knal

jorok bgt tuh di pampers

iyakaaassss!!!!

[L]ain Disconnected said... at 17 January 2010 at 08:57

udah dipasang balik link na..
thx

ical said... at 17 January 2010 at 19:32

hehehe, lucu juga teman kamu ....
selain lucu jorok juga sech , wkkkkkkk

kian said... at 18 January 2010 at 00:23

wakkakakka .... postingannya lucu² ....
salam kenall :D

Yolanda said... at 18 January 2010 at 08:09

@mb ariyanti : heheh. iya mb
thanks so much mb uda dikunjungi :D
salam kenal :)

@arie : hahah
aduhh, ketahuan dehh gue
ckckck

@echo : hahah
yaa, begitulah dia
ckckck
thx buat kunjungan baliknya yaa

@[L]ian : ur welcome :)

@ical : ckckck :D

@kian : heheheh
thanks so much
salam kenal juga kawand :D

online said... at 18 January 2010 at 15:17

Salam kenal yah...

Yolanda said... at 19 January 2010 at 07:58

salam kenal juga :)

boot said... at 19 January 2010 at 19:48

datang berkunjung.. :)

varis said... at 20 January 2010 at 14:30

Wahh...
Jeng Yolland...
Postingan nebar aib nech

Untung bukan gue
wkwkwkwk...
:D

Yolanda said... at 20 January 2010 at 14:56

tenang..
masih ada waktu buat nebar aib lo
selama gue masih isa bernapas
:P
ckckck

gianty said... at 23 January 2010 at 11:07

*bagus ada banyak gambarnya, ehehehe

gianty said... at 23 January 2010 at 11:07

Nice posting :)

Yolanda said... at 23 January 2010 at 19:50

@anggi/ingga ya : thanks ya uda dikunjungi :D

muncarmuncar@yahoo.com said... at 16 June 2011 at 19:53

aduh diriku nyasar kesini
numpang baca-baca sekalian deh

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